If your wiener is, say, 7 3/4 inches in length, don t lie past about 9 inches okay? Many of us are scared of really long ones, truth be told, even on the internet. The vag only goes so far up, you know?
Internet penis size is equal to one half the actual penis size, squared, plus 0.5 inches Thus, if you really have a 5 inch penis, it would be 2.5 squared (which is 6.25) 6.25 + 0.5 = 6.75 inches. For a six incher, we follow the same formula, 6/2 = 3. 3 squared is 9, 9+0.5 = 9.5. If you re any bigger then 6 in reality, you are quite a beast one the internet.
2 feet should do it. You know. Take away an inch and it should sound realistic for the internet. (seriously though, your actual penis size doesn t matter... and also, how often do you see yourself talking about it??) Plus, if you re asking how many inches to ADD, then you might not be that big.... hmms...
Why do you want to brag about the size about something that is small, are you ashamed of what you have, and the lies won t help you get any girlfriends especially in here. as no one knows you. Why not be honest to yourself and everyone else that cares, if there is anybody.
The secret is in not revealing that you actually measured. Simply offer a visual of a comparable cylindrical object. Try to be somewhere between a D-battery and a Pringles can.
Measure it from your bung hole (burying 3 inches) that will give you, your actual “internet” length.
from what I read around this place....at least 2 inches! I have read 13-14 year olds with 8quot; penises. So that s got to be a good guess. Let me know how big your is so I can be at least an inch bigger.
You need to add 4.75quot;. You don t want to add too much, because then we ll all know that you re lying and that you really have a tiny wanger.
it depends oin how small it is( i wud suggest a repost)...and it also depends on if it is someone u no cause if it is then u shudnt lie bout it 2 save yorself frum embarasment
Well how many inches is it to start with lol, am guessing its small. Its always better to tell the truth though to save any embaressment in the future!
I believe it s something like 4 inches and under you do length x pi (3.14) x 4 and over 4 inches you do length x pi x 2
Well, I d need to know what your quot;truequot; size is in order to help you formulate the quot;liequot; size. Oops, was that wrong?
It s the internet, anything less than 9 inches would be stupid.
4quot; by length....2quot; by width....I believe that s the standard right now....
You can t go wrong with ALWAYS saying it s 8 inches or bigger....
PCB sounds like he has the formula down to a science! thanks for the visual btw .....
Say it s ten inches. Flaccid.
who talks about there penis on the internet? - just say its 7quot;
hahaha 20 see how gullible a ho can be.
well you should do what most of the 14/15 year olds on this do and double it :p
Three.. You always go up by 3 s when you want things to be bigger.
Just tell everyone that your Jared from Subway that way they know you have a footlong!
Be honest. Sure wouldn t be nice to let the girls down now would it??
that is awesome! Thanks for the laugh! hahah
I agree with the last poster. Thanks for the laughs!! I laughed out loud to PCB Bow down s answer
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don t mind me... i m just here to get some pointers i like the Pringles can idea though
you add one inch for every three inches you have.
Double it, Son. That s what all the other guys do. You are welcome.
Listen to Mr. Happy he is very wise about these things!
Tell (whoever) that it s a foot long
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