How do u make your penis bigger in 2 days using home appliences? -

well im gonna have sex in 2 days and im not shure if that girl would like a small penis

hoehum

Stick it in the vacume hose and let it suck it for awhile.

you dont use home appliances, you dont use appliances at all, they are bad and ruin you skin tissue, you wait and let it grow, or hope shes happy with what you got

lol

put your penis on a table and smack it about ten times with a hammer real hard it will make it grow so big it will make you want to cry..

I d just like to know where you kids get all of these interesting questions! Am I going to be reading about you in odd news where you cut off your pecker in an appliance? Don t do anything to it. Serious. You could cause a lot of irrepariable damage to it. As Popeye used to say, quot;I yam what I yam, and that s all that I yam!quot; You ain t going to make it any bigger. Only nature will do that based on the genes you inherited from your parents when you were conceived. You had no say so and never will. If it is 5 to 7 inches and gets hard, you ll be just fine.

What? .....you ve got it all wrong KID. .....It ain t the size of the organ that makes them dance .....ITquot;S THE quot;TALENTquot; OF THE GUY BEHIND THE ORGAN

put butter on it,then put in the blender. It will not make it that much bigger ,but you will get penisbutter spread.

a blender is a stupid idea. You need to use a toaster. Everyone knows things expand when they r hot

try using a blender

You don t. Or you may end up in the hospital. And believe me.... guys will stick their ***** in the stupidest places. But please, no appliances. Regardless, a 2-day solution isn t going to do it for you. Anything you would do that would actually lengthen it would traumatize it. You d probably end up with a purple and blue dick... my guess is she d prefer the quot;beforequot; more than the quot;after.quot; BTW, re: size-- if you re SURE it s small, you might want to find ways to work around your quot;shortcomings.quot; I m sure some guys think they re small, but they re perfectly average. Check out this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis#Size quot;While results vary across studies, the consensus is that the average human penis is approximately 12.7 - 15 cm (5 - 5.9 in) in length with a 95% confidence interval of (10.7 cm, 19.1 cm) (or, equivalently,(4.23 in, 7.53 in))[4][5][6]. The typical girth or circumference is approximately 12.3 cm (4.85 in) when fully erect. The average penis size is slightly larger than the median size (or, put another way, most penises are below average in size).quot; You might want to consider your age relative to the above information, as well as how far you are through puberty.

Dude you have to be joking right well i hope you are but just bare with your penis size just like you bare with your head size or you hand size. so dint put your penis in any appliances just put your penis in her vagina.