How can I make my penis appear bigger? -

I have a date with a high maintenance woman tomorrow and I want to impress her.

Take her somewhere where everything else is smaller than usual.

keep it erect at all times. if overweight - lose 30 pounds and you show an extra inch get her to wear magnifying glasses borrow one from a friend add an extension (though if you have to get naked they do look phony)

a microscope a magnifying glass a telescope

Put it in the Frog Exaggerator?

have a midget hold it.... as suggested by one of my contacts

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stretch it alittle

Yeah I think shaving your pubic hair helps

Shave off all your pubes

Don t shave ur pubes- you ll look like a 12 year old!! Just trim them short!