What would you do to make your penis 2 inches longer and 2 inches wider? -

Assuming you want it to be bigger, what would you go through to get it? Example: Run through your hometown nude at peak hour.

I would draw the line at putting it in a vacume cleaner tube. Ouch that hurts. and getting hit by a wiffle bat. owwie

Masturbate a lot.

tie a 1lb weight around it and go about your business for length... width? lay it on a table and put the entire Encyclopedia series on it.