Saturday, July 26, 2008

What can i do to not be the smallest penis in the locker room? -

i hate having a small penis. how can i change that in a meathod that really works?

get a grip and forget about what they will/do say about ur thing... who the f cares... it s big enough to make babies

In Manhattan there s a plastic surgeon who performs penis augmentation surgery. Look into it.

Stop looking at everyone s else penis it makes US think that you are GAY. I m not trying to insult you but you don t have to worrie about those things. COME ONE PEOPLE!

Do you want to impress your buds or get laid? That s two different things. I d focus on the latter and improve your seduction skills instead of any enhancements.

Bring your little brother with you? Oh my goodness. Well? Takes a big man to admit something like that, so kudos to you there. Most men, when not aroused, are small. Don t worry about locker room leghumes, because it just isn t important. Unless you are gay, who cares what they think? Joke for ya : These two hookers were arguing about who was gonna take care of Shorty . That was the tatto on the john s weenie. The next day, the poor hooker elected to take care of him came back with a dreamy look on her face. The other hooker asks, quot;How was Shorty?quot; Snicker, snicker....quot; quot;Fantastic! Soft, it said Shorty. Hard? It said, SHORTY S BAR amp; GRILL. ALBEQUERQUE, NEW MEXICO. OPEN 24 HOURS. We take Mastercard, American Express amp; Diner s Club!quot;

THINK POSITIVE!!! Bigger is not always better!!! Who cares that you have a small one, what counts is what it s good for! A girl askes a guy in a bar: quot;Who re you gonna satisfy with that thing???quot; and the guy answers: quot;ME!!!quot; Don t let it bother you, man!

pull it it really works i saw it on tv, but if you poull it too much it will be too long and you won t be able to get it up...that s worse than having a small penis. i would rather have a small hard penis than a long shloopy one.

You wont be the smallest.......most guys are growers anyway. A little one might grow to 6 or 7 or just get a little bigger. Youre cool........dont worry.

Sew a magnifying glass to the hem of your underwear.

u should be thankful of whatever you got there

Hey dude, Dont worry so much. most guys are growers not showers. Im about 3quot;soft and 7 erect....so you can never tell.

Try some suppliments online. But as far as I ve seen, men s penises aren t very big when flaccid. I guess if you tried getting an erection before taking off the towel you could impress the boys.. or learn how to use in order to please women- that is the key! not what the boys in the locker room think. duh.

WOW... I can t beleive u r admitting to that

You have what they call a quot;baby dickquot;. Put a diaper on or stay out of the locker room...

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