Make sure no-one s having sausages for dinner!!!!
You could sell it on eBay. It would make an excellent freezer pop/ Popsicle for the bride- to- be at a bachelorette party. (I wouldn t touch it with a ten foot poll or carry it around for the night but I know that there are some girls out there that surely would.) ... The only problem is what to do when it thaws out. It might start to stink.
try grilling it slowly and having it for your tea
If this is not a joke.....call 911. Or go to the doctor before you are permanently female. You guys already kill each other so much there aren t enough to go around.
That reminds me of a song... quot;detachable Penisquot; Well my friend a hospital is the only place to go, but if the tissue is already dying you may have to get a new nickname...quot;Stubbyquot;
Do not be embarrassed to go to the doctor. Depending on how long ago you cut your penis off, if you are telling the truth, they may be able to reattach it in emergency surgery. Also, quot;going to the doctorquot; really isn t what you should do. Go to the Emergency Room, and they will see you right away, like literally, right away. AS SOON AS YOU SEE THIS ANSWER, GO TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM! THIS ISN T FUNNY, AND IT ISN T A JOKE IF YOU ARE REALLY SERIOUS IN THAT YOU REALLY CUT YOUR PENIS OFF! GO TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM, NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
REBECCA!!!!
Throw it down the garbage disposal. The last thing we need is people like you procreating anyway.
I d start with some female hormones and just go with that. I bet you d be a gorgeous girl. As far as the frozen penis goes, well, you could do so much with it. Saute it up with spinach,garlic, and olive oil. Serve over pasta. Use it as a weapon in the event that a perp breaks into your house. can t you just imagine where you d want to shove the frozen penis after that?? I can. Stick it in a vase with river stones around the bottom of the vase. Send it to the taxidermist and have it stuffed (xxx stuffing) and mounted on your tv stand. Stick a toothbrush in the end and use it for the hard to reach places walk around with it shoved up your a$$ to get a general idea of what delivering a baby must be like. How s that for suggestions?
But, more important, is your cold better?
I would not fool with it.. really.. Walmarts has most everything there and rather than worrying about what you can do with the former pound of meat, jut buy another one.. they even have the elmer s glue to put it on with.. Go for it and tell them that I sent you!!!
Go to the Emergency Room and tell them someone else did it, but tell them you dont know who!!! that will solve the embarrassment factor. But go now!!!!!!!!!
PPPPPLLLLLEAAAAASSSSEEEE! GROW UP!
skin it, fillet it then saute it in a light garlic oil. serve with a side of seasoned rice with a roll. let me know how the dinner went.
Are you related to Lorena Bobbitt? ;)
send it to your ex
You can get a new penis at WalMart.
Stick it in your empty skull...It might suffice you for a brain.
Needle and thread!! YAY SEWING!!!
cook it and eat it...
this is making me laugh my *** off because the answers that people gave you.. you are such a dork for asking this stupid question though.. maybe you can send to Lorena Bobbit.. I am sure she s got a collection..
Fry it up with some veggies and a little soy sauce and serve it at your next family gathering- I promise it ll be a hit!
you urgently must get a surgeon to re-attach it , back where it came from, on your head of course.
toss it in a corn field.
What EVER you do, make sure you don t mistake it for a piece of meat and COOK IT!! LOL what an idiot!
mail it to me.....i could use another 6 inches on mine bahaaaaaaaahaha
yeah right.
paperweight, or maybe use it as a swizzle stick i drinks. would it look good mounted on wall? lots of ideas
If you are being for real, GO CHECK INTO A HOSPITAL NOW!!!! If not, GO CHECK INTO A MENTAL HOSPITAL NOW!!!!!
Thank God you can t reproduce now.
are you sure that while you were passed out that LORAINA BOBBIT didnt pay you a visit??!! heehee Detatchable Penis, by King Missile I woke up this morning with a bad hangover And my penis was missing again. This happens all the time. Its detachable. [background singing begins: quot;detachable penisquot; over and over] This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it home, when I think its gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out, when I dont need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I cant for the life of me remember what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment, and I couldnt find it. So I called up the place where the party was, they hadnt seen it either. I asked them to check the medicine cabinet cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes But not this time. So I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called a few people who were at the party, but they were no help either. I was starting to get desperate. I really dont like being without my penis for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man, and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak. After a few hours of searching the house, and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed, so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast. Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Marks Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it. I had to buy it off him. He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen. I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete. People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I dont know. Even though sometimes its a pain in the ***, I like having a detachable penis. [background voices continue to sing quot;detachable penisquot; for a while, then out]
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