What would happen if i put my penis into a cotton candy machine? -

Would it form around it and stay on, or just hurt really bad?

Seek help.

You need to get a hobby or do some volunteer work.

LOL Thank you for posting this question. You totally made me feel a little bit better from my depressing valentine day. Heres a star! And I m not so sure on how to answer this question.

Try and find out!

when u do that. u should let me lick it off for you ;)

It will stick to anything you think sugar so hot it melts to a liquid will stick to.Do you think that will hurt?

I don t even know what a Cotton Candy Machine looks like, so I don t know. So after you do it, would you please re-post and let us all know what did happen? Have you ever considered using a Pop Corn Maker as an alternative? I know what they look like...

I would normally respond to this by requesting you put another, more obscene body part into it.. But you set the bar a bit high there.

Dont get to close to the middle the stick spinning will hurt you.

Lol Wow! it wouldnt hurt. but its not possible to do unless you can defy gravity and float horizontally. (trust me i tried) you would need help from your girl (or guy idk). cool caramel or chocolate works better.

it would form on it......................................... but you are pretty weird

If it has two buttons, why not? Happy figuring :D

Someone would probrably eat it off !!!! duhh grow up

try it and see and let us know how you got on. ?

Well, I have not actually tried it, I suspect that it could get quite hot and feel bound in molten sugar. Not really my idea of a good fetish! Please let us know when you have tried it, if you can still operate your computer!