How Do You Stop Your Penis From Touching Toilette Water? -

every time i take a dump my penis ends up in toilette water and it is totally sick but when i try to rest it on the side of toilette it just buckles and falls back in... anyone have any tricks to avoid this???

I usually just toss mine over my shoulder.

no way? i always thought it was convient how i can take a **** and wash my ding song at the same time.

Just hold it with your mouth and you should be fine :)

Increase the height of your toilet seat until you swing above the water level, then send us all a pic?

Just be glad you re well enough endowed to have this problem.

Damn, be thankful you ve got such a package. Kidding of course, just hold that bad boy I guess.

Damn dude, you must be packing down there. gt;.gt;

shenanigans much?

ummm hold it while taking a dump???

I call bullshit.

ha uh..why don t you just hold it.