I used a sharpie to draw a face on the head of my penis, how can i get it off? -

I drew a face on the head of my penis as a joke for my girlfriend, but its been 3 days and hasnt come off yet. What should i do?

Sounds like a Valentine s Day surprise gone wrong. I think it is kinda sweet (in a twisted sorta way). If you use alcohol like the other guy said, you are going to start singing soprano! It will BURN like crazy. Don t do that! You could try to get it off with a cotton ball and Vaseline. (yes, Vaseline). Poor thing. I hope your girlfriend at least enjoyed the joke.

how drunk where you? no offense, but ur a ******* idiot

Multiple showers. When I was in college, on my birthday, the guys on my dorm floor tackled me, stripped me of every shred of clothing I had on and drew all over my body in Sharpie. And I do mean they drew EVERYWHERE. Just keep washing your junk with a mild soap and water. It ll eventually come off. Trust me.

you are going to have to wait until it fades. learn from this mistake and don t do it again. hope this helps. good luck.

use alcohol!!!...lol what a ****** dumbass!!!! just leave it, it will eventually fade!!!, its like writting on your lips same tipe of skin!!! so your ******!!!