Do many guys have a user name for their penis? -

I have some women friends who say their men have pet names for their penis. I don t know if they made up the names for the guys. With names like Monster, Sleepy, and Wrecking Ball, I thought it was funny anyway.

mine has a name, i didnt give it to him though. the wife did when she first saw it. she said Oh My God, you aint putting that thing in me, i ll break in half. we finally decided that that was probably too long of a name and now we affectionatly call him quot;lil manquot; kinda like calling the giant guy in the group tiny, or lil john.

ohh i have one, PENIS.

Only the little virgin boys do that. Grown men don t.

Uh...I m gonna have to wait on that one. I don t have that much time on my hands to think of a name for my johnson. Well, that s a name, I guess. I prefer saying quot;groinquot; over quot;penis,quot; though. It sounds more formal and not as odd to say in public. It s like you re talking about you re groin and you re like, quot;Yeah, my penis is doing finequot; as to quot;My groin is doing fine.quot; Both are odd things to talk about in public, but more people won t look at you funny when you say groin.

I m sorry, but if you are saying quot;user namequot; naturally, you need to leave your keyboard and go outside

I guess I would have to say I call mine the dragon because anytime I have the urge to masturbate I think to myself quot;I must slay the dragon.quot;

Vagner schnitzel, as weiner doesnt have enough emphasis

I don t have a name for mine, but a friend of mine has a name for his scrotum. He calls it quot;Big Scroquot; because he believes it s particularly huge. I don t know as I haven t seen him naked.

mine is Roger, hehe