Do you think my penis will get bigger if I hook it up with the car battery? -

I get a jumper, one end to my penis, the other to the battery, think this will work?

I not only think it will work..I know it will work! Now get out there and give it a whirl! And please be sure to post pictures.

No, but now you ll have a detachable one, which can be just as much fun. When you don t have time to pee during a commercial you can leave it in there and come back at the next TV break. Or if you re too tired, just throw it directly into the bowl from the recliner. Just think of all the money you could make renting it out at frat parties! You know, if you do this right and up the juice, you might even end up with multiple penises. Now you re a franchise.

hahhaha in all seriousness, no...you will end up passing into the afterlife without the ability to have sex and also terrible, that s how your body will be found, pants down with a charred ding ding you ll probably look that way in the afterlife too

You have got to be kidding. I hope you are, because you could kill yourself. Most likely, if you don t kill yourself, you will destroy any chance you will have of ever reproducing with another human being, which might not be a bad thing, considering how dumb you are.

Yeah it will work definitely. Also if you want it even bigger, get in the bath and drop a plugged in toaster in there as well. And if you want it even bigger than that, turn on the gas stove, wait 1hour, then switch the lights on... It all works.

o.O you will die

go ahead make sure there is charge in the battery, get some to film it then upload the video on youtube and send the link...all the best

Do it. n plzz record it n post it on youtube n give me the LINK gl bro!!

That is funny! After your funeral your family can get on here and tell us if it worked.

Interesting... I never thought of that! I just flop mine on the heater from time to time. The pain is such a rush. :)

Your are an Idiot!

WTF!

yeah dude i did last night... im 24 inches now so... you tell me if thats big enough

yeah go for it - dont forget to smear it all over with axle grease first

sure you alt to get a real charge out of it

yah try it

Go for it. Thanks for 2 points